Blue glowing Earth

GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS.

We come in peace.
Armed only with a racquet and a quiet obsession with forgotten kingdoms.

For centuries, we drifted through space, past moons and megacities, in search of a world where courts weren’t just rectangles, but rituals. Where rallies held rhythm. Where empires once stood, and now, serves do.

Your Earth… had promise.
But you missed some lines.
So we drew them again — with intention, with elegance, with names like Vijayanagara, Awadh, and Maratha etched into the baseline.

We tried reaching you before.
Signals. Sculptures. One very misunderstood crop circle.
But then, our Lead Human Anthropologist cracked the code:

“They only believe it’s real if it’s on the internet.”

So here we are.
Beamed down with a court, a culture, and a question:

What if your game had roots?

This is Racquetly.
Not just a space to play.
A kingdom reborn, rally by rally.

FAQs

We know your human brains have many questions. So the Racquetly Court Affairs Office has prepared a few answers.

  • Earth. For now. But we’ve renamed the courts after kingdoms that played the long game.

  • Only if you don’t foot fault.

  • Only between sets. And with a hint of masala chai.

  • We align with the stars. Especially when the sun’s not in our eyes.

  • Only the parts with courts, culture, and coconut trees.

  • Only when it’s 5-a-side and someone’s wearing sambas.

  • Roughly 96% with other humans.
    The remaining 4%? Pure court craft, baseline drama, and a mild obsession with forgotten dynasties.

  • Technically, since the Maurya Empire.
    Functionally, since we realized racquet sports deserved better fonts.

  • Spin. Slice. Subtext.
    (And sometimes Tamil, Hindi, Kannada, and Urdu — depending on the venue.)

  • More courts. Better playlists. Fewer net cords.

  • We prefer peacocks. Obviously.

  • India. But not the shouty kind — the textured kind.

  • Minimalist fonts. Maximalist footwork.

  • Racquetly. Or just "your doubles partner."

  • With a firm grip and good posture.

  • Idlis on weekdays. Bao on Sundays. Electrolytes in between.

  • You’re standing on it. But Racquetly locations are our embassies.

  • Reading ancient scripts. Curating playlists. Breaking stereotypes, gently.

  • Until the lines fade. And even then, we’ll redraw them.

  • Only on our logo. (Peacocks, remember?)

  • It’s all in the wrist.

Get early access to Racquetly venues, leagues, events, and drops.

Day 1. New courts. Old kingdoms. Fresh culture. Want in? Tell us where to find you.